1. Stay at Work Longer to enjoy the air conditioning. (Who cares if you don’t get overtime!) 2. Stay on the subway for a few extra stops. Even if your train smells like a homeless person’s personal effects, you will be dry. 3. Only visit your friends who have air conditioning –others can wait until … More SUMMER HACKS: How to Stay Cool (Unofficial Guide)
1. Check the weather constantly on your phone. Never look out a window. 2. Wear at least two layers before venturing outside. Fifteen layers is the safest bet, though. 3. Avoid going out at night when temperatures drop. 4. Avoid going out during the day when there is no sunlight. Everything is so dull and gray. 5. … More Winter Hacks
This image was shared by a friend on Facebook, originally posted on a Radio Station Facebook Fan Page. I HATE this meme for so many reasons. And I know that I’m “taking it too seriously,” but I don’t care. The writer of this meme has forced me to speak out in defense of myself and … More In Defense of Single Women
Alternate title: How to tell when I start to go insane. I would never have known unless this situation arose, but I depend on showers. They wake me up, make me clean, and give my life order. They are a vital part of my routine. So when my hot water shut off 2+ weeks ago, … More How to Take a “Birdy-Bath”
Heather Allen 